Facebook
Now Hiring: We're looking for new associates across various roles. See Vacancies.
Press enter to Skip the Main Nav

Blog

Topgolf 'Keeno' Demands Mulligan After Heckle

Topgolf 'Keeno' Demands Mulligan After Heckle

Pedantic Topgolfer Aaron Parnowsky demanded a mulligan on Tuesday evening, claiming his friends were “laughing, drinking and purposefully having fun” while he was taking a shot.

“There was me, taking the game as seriously as possible, doing my absolute utmost to win, as is the whole point of Topgolf,” Parnowsky seethed in disapproval, “And on the other hand, there were the idiots whom I (previously) considered my "friends", nattering away in the background and deliberately enjoying themselves while there was still a game on the line.

“It’s one thing having a coca-cola and a quiet chit-chat after the match has finished, it’s quite another shouting “Miss it, you chump" and "We don't want to hang out with you anymore, Aaron" after I’ve treated them to a full two minutes preparation lining up the perfect chip.

“Topgolf were good enough to award me the game retrospectively, although apparently although Harry Kane is expected to lodge an appeal for 1st place.”

Parsnowsky’s topical jokes are believed to be as behind the times as his attitude to a night out with friends. 

Recent Posts

About Topgolf Entertainment Group Topgolf Entertainment Group is a technology-enabled global sports and entertainment community that connects people in meaningful ways through the experiences we create, the innovation we champion and the good that we do. What started as a simple idea to enhance the game of golf has grown into a movement where people from all walks of life connect at the intersection of technology and sports entertainment. More About TEG »

Indicates link opens an external site which may not meet accessibility guidelines.
Open Australia Message

Topgolf Australia

It looks like you are visiting from the Australia region.

Redirect to topgolf.com.au

Continue topgolf.com